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How do I know if I’ve broken my foot?
Asking for a friend…
“Star Wars Goes On Vacation” photo shoot promoting “Return Of The Jedi” in 1983
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Since I’ll be a poor grad student in Portland, my plan is just to get lots of people to take me out on dates. Free dinner. You pay. I’m old fashioned.
Nothing pisses me off more than the Great Gatsby quote
“I hope she’ll be a fool—that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” Oh, great! Love seeing this picture over Instagram photos of lipstick and flowers and shit. Daisy Buchanan was a flowery weed in flapper…
I would probably actually kill a man for a caprese salad right now. But the balsamic would have to be top notch. I’m not fucking around with murder for subpar balsamic.
Plains, trains, and plantains