Glitter hands

Glitter hands

How do I know if I’ve broken my foot?

Asking for a friend…

vintagegal:

 “Star Wars Goes On Vacation” photo shoot promoting “Return Of The Jedi” in 1983

vintagegal:

 “Star Wars Goes On Vacation” photo shoot promoting “Return Of The Jedi” in 1983

(via insidemyheadbooboofett)

Buds

Buds

Oooooombre!

Oooooombre!

Since I’ll be a poor grad student in Portland, my plan is just to get lots of people to take me out on dates. Free dinner. You pay. I’m old fashioned.

The Frenemy.: Nothing pisses me off more than the Great Gatsby quote “I hope she’ll...

thefrenemy:

Nothing pisses me off more than the Great Gatsby quote

“I hope she’ll be a fool—that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.” Oh, great! Love seeing this picture over Instagram photos of lipstick and flowers and shit. Daisy Buchanan was a flowery weed in flapper…

I would probably actually kill a man for a caprese salad right now. But the balsamic would have to be top notch. I’m not fucking around with murder for subpar balsamic.

Plains, trains, and plantains