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riseofthecommonwoodpile:

This truck sure is an asshole

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

This truck sure is an asshole

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"Well if this were the Great Depression this pie would be really good."

— Kat doesn’t play when she critiques our cooking experiments.

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Happy birthday, Dan. I built you this pie.

Happy birthday, Dan. I built you this pie.

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My dad gave me this ridiculous hat. It has a phoenix fighting a tiger. I feel like Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China.

My dad gave me this ridiculous hat. It has a phoenix fighting a tiger. I feel like Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China.

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I am the worst best friend. 
(JK JK JK I’m so excited!)

I am the worst best friend.
(JK JK JK I’m so excited!)

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scaredystark:

THERE IS NO PENIS POKEMON

maybe next gen

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When I got out of bed this morning, Poppy woke up crying and begged, “Mommy, you lay back down please.” So that’s the foot my day started on :/