I made friends with the bartenders so my drinks are craaaazy strong.
My friend Ali and I just vowed to start a coven if we ever live in the same town and I convinced the men at my table to chant “pork loin!” until dinner is served.
Guys. I’m a big hit at this wedding.
The bridal party and plus ones just took a pre wedding shot. The bride asked us what to cheers to. My automatic response is always, “to evil!” So the bridal party just had a pre ceremony toast to evil.
I should be a wedding planner.
My fellow plus ones, Joe and Nate, also have four hours of downtime while our dates do pictures and stuff. So we’re going to see Guardians of the Galaxy.
Psssst guys I’m having a lot of fun and these people are so fucking cool and I’m happy I committed to being social this weekend.