March 2012
February 2012
“Ancient Aliens is like Jersey Shore for archaeologists.”
– Genni
Oh, and this lecture will be continued on Monday. One day of Ancient Aliens just isn’t enough.
(on a somewhat related note, I think it’s incredibly racist to see really intricate masonry in South America and say aliens must have built it without even exploring the possibility that those brown skinned natives knew what they were doing)
I have so much rage right now.
I can’t handle how much time/money/life is being wasted on this class.
My milk is starting to rage curdle.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Our lecture in Geology today was about how aliens must have built Machu Pichu. This is not me exaggerating.
I pay money for this class. I pay money for someone to watch my daughter so I can go to this class. I want to cry every time I leave my daughter at home to go to this class.
And this is what I’m getting. This class is supposed to be about Historical Geology. You know, FOSSILS....
“I love you to the moon, and that means forever.”
– things I habitually say to my daughter that don’t really make sense
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“TOPEKA — Gov. Sam Brownback said women who want health care coverage that...”
– Statehouse Live: Brownback voices disapproval of Obama rule on contraceptives / LJWorld.com
Ugh. What a douche.
No, really. He’s already been trying to take control of my lady parts. Now he’s telling women to get a job somewhere else if they don’t like it.
Women = Human
Human > Church
...
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Angie's Leg
If I looked like that and routinely got to wrap my legs around Brat Pitt, I would absolutely flaunt that shit as often as possible.
ew
One of the other bridesmaids has a five week old son. She keeps posting pictures of him on Facebook with captions about how he’s making his “sexy face.”
Is it weird that I’m so grossed out by this woman calling her baby sexy?
If anyone ever called Poppy sexy, I would cut them in the face with a machete.
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I just called Poppy "Dingus Khan."
Mother of the Year
Cody ate that Hershey bar before I could get to it.
And I am so mad, Tumblr. So so mad.
candy ottomans for everyone!
gennibean replied to your post: Good God, Lemon.
You fool! there is a candy bar on the green foot rest!! I know because I left it there. Also now seems like an appropriate time to mention that because I dont know what to put in my new ottoman, I think I want to fill it with candy. I love you!
I’ve made a huge mistake….
I should have eaten that ottoman Hershey bar!
It's okay to troll if you're doing it for a good...
Honor trollin’?
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oh. em. gee.
sprogirl:
My mother-in-law just posted on my wall, asking if I was dilated yet.
Bugging me for news. Asking questions regarding my cervix. On my Facebook wall.
I knew I was marrying into white trash and crazy, but damn.
When you ask a pregnant woman, publicly, if she is dilated, you are basically saying “OMG HOW IS YOUR VAGINA?! WHY HAVEN’T YOU TOLD ME OF ITS RECENT SHENANIGANS?...
Good God, Lemon.
I just put away laundry that had been sitting in my baby’s crib for at least two weeks. She sleeps in bed with us, so why not use her Pack’n’Play as a place for clean clothes to slowly turn dirty again as the cats routinely make beds on them?
What I’m saying is that most of the black clothes just got thrown back into a dirty laundry basket.
Also, I’m seriously...
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Community is coming back on March 15th.
I think this is the day Karl leaves for Finland.
Coincidence?
It’s been a year and a half since I had any measurable amount of alcohol. Lately, though, I would really like to snuggle up with a bottle of wine. The whole bottle. For me and nobody else. I would like the ability to get stupid for just one night.
But I don’t want alcoholic breast milk. Saaaaaaaad trombone.
It’s getting to the point where I don’t even remember what life was like before I was a mom. I always thought that you shouldn’t let your job define who you are. This must be the exception. Feeding and loving and protecting this person. That’s me. That’s why I’m here. And I can be a dozen other things, too. But I will always be this first.