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scaredystark:

THERE IS NO PENIS POKEMON

maybe next gen

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When I got out of bed this morning, Poppy woke up crying and begged, “Mommy, you lay back down please.” So that’s the foot my day started on :/

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I think the hardest part about being here this summer is how fucking persistent memories can be. All of a sudden, it’s this time last year. I’m in the same bedroom, feeling like a prisoner while I scroll through Tumblr to distract myself from the fact that I’m living with someone who openly hates me. And then I question everything. I question my ability to love and be loved. I question my worthiness. I question the choices I’ve made and the impact they’ll have on my daughter. I question my value as a human being. This place is so familiar in spite of the fact that it stopped feeling like home ages ago.

Two more months.

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A really good name for a villainess or maybe a roller derby girl would be Roxy Monoxide.

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starcheckered:

"I heard they recently added more HOPS!"

So dads finally learned how to snapchat,  huh?

starcheckered:

"I heard they recently added more HOPS!"

So dads finally learned how to snapchat, huh?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via alienlibrarian)

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I just realized that all my summer dresses are black.

Mehhhh.

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Apparently my garden is doing some pretty badass shit, and I’m missing it. I’ve been making Bobby send me regular updates.

Apparently my garden is doing some pretty badass shit, and I’m missing it. I’ve been making Bobby send me regular updates.

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What the heck kinda face is this?

What the heck kinda face is this?

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Sweet P loves lining up her toys. I guess that’s how I know she’s a Virgo?

Sweet P loves lining up her toys. I guess that’s how I know she’s a Virgo?