So my phone just won’t charge anymore. You know, in case I needed one more thing to be stressed out about.
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Oh cool. My charger is broken and my phone’s about to die.
EVERYTHING’S COMING UP MILHOUSE!
Cody went on a date with his girlfriend but said he would be back at 10 so I can rest. I’ve been taking care of P alone with a broken foot all night.
It’s 10:15. He is not home yet and his phone is off. I’m literally breaths away from getting his girlfriend’s phone number and calling her. This is fucking ridiculous.
Poppy just brought me an Icy Hot patch out of nowhere. I didn’t even know we had any of those here.
She is my soulmate.
Fuck my foot hurts. Fuck fuck fuck. I think I have to buckle down and go to the ER for an x ray tomorrow. Fuck. Taking a toddler to the ER when I can’t walk? Fuck. Who is even going to drive me?
Guys, fuck this. So fucking hard.
Plains, trains, and plantains
