Hell's Bells and Sassafras

Good God, Lemon.

I just put away laundry that had been sitting in my baby’s crib for at least two weeks. She sleeps in bed with us, so why not use her Pack’n’Play as a place for clean clothes to slowly turn dirty again as the cats routinely make beds on them?

What I’m saying is that most of the black clothes just got thrown back into a dirty laundry basket.

Also, I’m seriously considering finding a way to make this Yo Gabba Gabba song about sandwiches my ringtone.

And I just sent someone a Facebook message that read, simply, “I would do just about anything for a candy bar.”